10/03/24 Grif.Net - Adding a Touch of Humor
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[Jokes about Math are way more fun than Math itself. Truth.]
Q: Which numbers just won’t sit still?
A: Roamin’ numerals.
Q: Mom asked her third grade daughter, “Why are you doing multiplication homework sitting on the floor?”
A: “The teacher told us not to use any tables.”
Q: What’s the best way to find a math tutor?
A: An add.
Q: Why did the circle get offended by the triangle?
A: Because the triangle thought talking to a circle was pointless.
Q: Why shouldn’t you ever argue with a 90 degree angle?
A: They’re always right.
Q: Do you know who invented algebra?
A: An x-pert.
Q: Why did the circle think he was the smartest at math?
A: He had 360 degrees.
Q: Which civilization was best at algebra?
A: The Romans. For them, X was always 10.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
