02/11/21 Grif.Net - Cooking Eggs
Robert Griffin
A woman was cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband came running in. Immediately, he saws the eggs and gasped in horror.
"Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Aren’t you even looking? Oh, my goodness!"
The wife, startled at her husband's violent reaction, dashed to the fridge to get some butter.
"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN NOW! TURN NOW!"
The wife, concerned by the status of her husband's mental state, forgot about the butter and rushed back to the eggs.
"WE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY??? Where are we going to get the butter? They're going to stick! HURRY!"
The wife ran to the fridge, but doesn’t even get there before . . .
"CAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, don't you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the EGGS!"
At this point, his wife started crying, since she had no idea what to do
She gasped, "What is WRONG with you? I know how to cook eggs."
Her husband simply smiled and replied, "I know you do. I just wanted to show you what it feels like while I'm driving with you in the car."
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"