07/20/17 Grif.Net - Summertime (41)
Robert Griffin
[Overheard some word-plays in my summertime travels and getting ready to pass them on to unsuspecting grandkids]
My company is better at making suntan lotion than our competitors, but I don’t like to rub it in.
What did the air conditioning unit say to its owner? I’m your biggest fan.
X Factor: The original Roman sunscreen SPF formula.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
A boy first met his girlfriend at a local summer village festival. They thought it was fete.
My buddy went for a job interview at a sun-screen factory but didn’t get it. He says he’s going to reapply.
Where do sharks go for their summer holidays? Finland.
Why do robots have summer holidays? To recharge their batteries.
Two psychics met on the street. One said “Lovely July weather. You enjoying it?” The other replied, “Yes, it reminds me of the summer of 2019″.
What’s the best letter to have in summer? Iced T.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"