09/28/16 Grif.Net - I May Be Getting Old (part A)

[Robert Griffin]

[I am starting a check-list to see if I’m really getting “old”.  Feel free to test yourself answering these questions about you or your spouse.]

 

1. Do you get up to change the TV channel (you lost the remote long ago) and then decide as long as you're up, you might as well go to bed?

 

2. Do you complain that "They're building car seats too low"?

 

3. Do your ears perk up when a laxative commercial comes on TV?

 

4. Do you call the place you keep leftovers the "icebox"?

 

5. Do you wonder why everyone is starting to mumble?

 

6. Do you video-record daytime game shows?

 

7. When you do the hokey pokey and you "put your left hip out" . . . does it stays out?

 

8. Is one of the throw-pillows on your bed really a hot-water bottle?

 

9. Do you worry because you don't have any symptoms?

 

10. Do you know how to spell ‘gastroenterologist’?

 

Bonus: Do you feel your corns more than you feel your oats?

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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