01/26/23 Grif.Net - Ten Questions about Dentists
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What kind of award does Wisconsin’s top dentist get?
Just a little plaque.
What is the number one reason patients don’t show up for root canals?
They lose their nerve.
What do kids call a dentist’s office?
The filling station.
What are dental X-rays called?
Tooth-pics.
What is the dentist’s favorite idiom?
Put your money where your mouth is.
Why is it sometimes necessary to get a second opinion from a dentist?
Because each dentist has their own floss-ophy.
Why did the FBI raid the dentist’s office?
To perform a cavity search.
What’s the most popular state for dentists to move to when they retire?
Fluorida.
What did the lawyer demand before the dentist worked on him?
A retainer.
Why is the Securities and Exchanges Commission investigating the dentist?
He’s accused of incisor trading.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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