10/09/24 Grif.Net - Farm Issues (+ Answers to Boomer Quiz)

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The experimental salt-water algae farm was having difficulty because of the
depletion of the plants by hundreds of terns eating them. An ornithologist
was hired to solve the problem.



His solution was to grow cannabis sativa plants along the rim of the algae
tanks. The terns would nibble at the cannabis and leave the algae alone.
Cost was the only factor.



He was sent to the Chief Financial Officer to get approval. "Certainly,
spend all that is necessary," he was told. "Leave no tern unstoned."



~~ANSWERS TO BOOMER QUIZ~~



1. COMB.



2. DROP OUT.



3. DON'T THINK TWICE, IT'S ALL RIGHT.



4. ED SULLIVAN SHOW.



5. SPOT and PUFF.



6. SHARKS and JETS.



7. BEATNIKS.



8. WHAT A REVOLTING DEVELOPMENT THIS IS.



9. ON ROUTE 66.



10. TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT.



11. THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT.



12. TROPIC OF CANCER.



13. SLIDE RULE.



14. AMERICA PIE. (Sometimes wrongly labeled by a famous line in the song
"the day the music died")



15. PUT YOU IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.



16. LIMBO.



17. CHOCOLATE (pronounced by the puppet = chaaawwwww-c'lat."



18. FARFEL.



19. TWIGGY.



20. SPUTNIK.



21. TIMEX WATCH.



22. HULA-HOOP.



23. HAIR.



24. CRAZY GOOGENHEIM.



25. FREDDIE THE FREELOADER (Clem Kadiddlehopper was the "hay seed")



~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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