02/11/26 Grif.Net - Lemon Aid
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[A blog reader asked for cucumber/pickle jokes. Sorry. When life gave me lemons, I have to dill with it.]
Walking down the road last night, I passed a lemon cake, some lemon cookies, and a lemon custard.
I thought, “The streets are strangely desserted tonight.”
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon meringue pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Which tree has only a grade-school education?
A lemon tree.
What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions?
An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.
Why was the lemon sent to detention after school.
It was always tarty.
Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting.
“A lemon tree, my dear Watson.”
I was watching an Australian cooking show. The audience applauded when the host made a lemon meringue.
I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”
