04/23/21 Grif.Net - Visiting Churches

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Robert Griffin

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Apr 23, 2021, 9:09:39 AM4/23/21
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We’re new in town so visiting variety of churches.

Saw an odd 5-sided church building.  They said it was shaped as a repentagon.

 

One liturgical church offered free Wi-Fi so they’d have an invisible power that actually works.

 

Another church insisted everyone line up and kiss a crucifix. Have they never heard of cross contamination?

 

Down the street the pastor was a vegetarian and kept saying “Lettuce pray”.

 

Services at the Catholic Church have been renamed since covid.  Now it’s called Sunday Mask.

 

At the last church, demonstrators gathered to oppose some doctrine.  During the processional, they knelt in protest.  No one seemed to mind.

 

And a casino opened up its space on Sunday morning for a church service.  Figure people actually are sincere when they pray at a casino.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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