05/23/16 Grif.Net - Simple Answers

[Robert Griffin]

[And before you ask, yes, I’m still hanging with grandkids]

 

A friend was out fishing in the lake. He reached for a pack of cigarettes but found he had forgotten the matches.  How did he solve this dilemma?
He opened the pack, dropped one cigarette overboard and that made the boat a cigarette lighter.

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I asked people about playing the game Battleship, and got mixed reactions.
Seemed with most it was just hit or miss.

 

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.

 

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What cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

 

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Why do the French enjoy eating escargot?

They don’t like fast food.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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