01/23/19 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
From Janice: “My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am. 2:30 in the morning!! Can you imagine? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.”
From Scott: “Sorry I sprayed WD-40 in your mouth. But it did stop the annoying noise that was coming out.”
From Wayne: “So much for enjoying ‘the golden years’. No one told me rigor mortis sets in while you're still alive.”
From Christina: “My algebra teacher must be really tight with Jesus. Pretty sure he was speaking in tongues today.”
From Maria: “12 mega plus = 54; 30 double = 68; 18 super = 82; 12 super giant = 72. I think toilet paper math is the hardest math to do.”
From Billy: “I asked, ‘Alexa, what do women really want?’ Stupid things hasn’t shut up for three days straight.”
From John: “The sailors in the Navy would like the women in Congress to watch their mouths, please.”
From Mark: “Remember that I am self-employed. If you see me talking to myself, please do not interrupt my staff meeting.”
From Joanna: “I saw a book titled ‘How to Solve 50% of Your Problems’. I immediately bought two.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"