07/25/16 Grif.Net - Children's Books You May Never See Printed
Robert Griffin
[Someone ran with the idea of making a funny summer reading list of possible books. But for kids. These will leave a scar.]
"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets"
"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence at the Zoo"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
"How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"