04/02/12 Grif.Net - Birthday Greeting for Everyone
Dr. Bob
it might be offensive to Jehovah's Witnesses who don't celebrate such). Got
me thinking about how various Belief Systems would wish a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
IDEALISM: Happy Birthday.
CAPITALISM: I shopped all day for your birthday.
COMMUNISM: We only celebrate Lenin's birthday.
CORPORATE AMERICA: Happy birthday. You're fired.
AGNOSTICISM: Are you sure it's your birthday?.
ATHEISM: I can't believe it's your birthday.
NEW AGE: Ever get that feeling you've been born before?
TAOISM: It's everybody's birthday.
BUDDHISM: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came...
would it make a sound?
CATHOLICISM: Sorry, we need candles for votive purposes.
EPISCOPALIANISM: Tasteful birthday to you!
LUTHERANISM: I take it on faith it's your birthday. So I don't need to send
cards and gifts, right?
EXISTENTIALISM: Your birthday means nothing to me.
FUNDAMENTALISM: But more importantly, when is your 'spiritual' birthday?
SARCASM: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age.
QUAKERS: I am moved to wish you a peaceful birthday.
UNITARIAN-UNIVERSALISTS: Have any kind of birthday you want.
HINDUISM: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?
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Dr Bob Griffin
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"