11/23/18 Grif.Net - Thanksgiving (part 5)

[Robert Griffin]

[Signs that I just might have eaten too much for Thanksgiving . . . ]

 

*Paramedics had to bring in the ‘Jaws of Life’ late last night to pry me out of my Lazy-Boy

 

*The doctor told me my weight would be perfect . . . for a man 17 feet tall

 

*Scientists said I am responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis

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*The potatoes used at our dinner set off another famine in Ireland

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*I received a Sumo Wrestler application in my e-mail

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*I set off 3 earthquake seismographs with my morning jog today

 

*My blood-sugar test yielded only gravy

 

*Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame have already called twice today

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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