09/29/21 Grif.Net - Getting in Shape
Robert Griffin
* I woke up the other morning with a real desire to exercise. So I stayed in bed till the desire went away.
* I walk everywhere for my health -- but I never find it.
* I may not jog or workout -- but I'm a very brisk eater.
* My wife has come up with a brand new exercise -- she shops faster.
* Somebody told me to try walking backwards for increased exercise. With everything I've stepped in, I put on eight pounds.
* I even get exercise from magazines. I bend over to pick up all those subscription cards that keep falling out.
* I don't believe in jogging or working out at a gym. When I die, I want it to be from some illness.
* My cardiologist says I have the body of a 35-year old. He even asked where the guy was buried.
* I was bragging to a neighbor the other day that I could still do everything I did when I was 30. My wife spoke up and said, "Yeah. And you should have seen what terrible shape he was in when he was 30."
[thanks, Jim M, for the flashback to an old grif net blog]
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"