11/03/25 Grif.Net - Confessions of a Senior Citizen (part 1)
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"I finally got eight hours of sleep and it only took me three days!"
"I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. It's okay, though, I know it'll circle back eventually."
“I was notified that I won a prize for aging. My doctor said I have atrophy ahead.”
“I wondered if there were benefits from reaching old age. My grandson told me not to worry, since it doesn’t last very long anyway.”
“I finally found the answer to how many retirees does it take to change a light bulb. Only one, but it takes all day,”
“I do not have gray hairs! They are wisdom highlights.”
“I found aging made me a great multitaskers. Why, I can sneeze and pee at the same time!”
“I smile realizing that with old age comes wisdom AND early-bird specials.”
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Dr. Bob Griffin
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“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”
