05/05/26 Grif.Net - Funny Answers (part 2)

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Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen?

Because pencils made him ask ‘2B or not 2B’?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

Silence

What do you call a skeleton with only a head?

A nobody.

What did the bossy cowboy say when he walked into a saloon?

He ordered everyone a round.

What do you call a detective that accidentally solves the case?

Sheer Luck Holmes.

Can you use ignominious in a sentence?

Yes, I can use ignominious in a sentence.

Why did the boys of a Wyoming cattle rancher name their spread “Prism”?

It is where the ‘sons raise meat’

Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”