10/29/21 Grif.Net - Trick or Treat Bag (part 5)
Robert Griffin
[Sadly, we dug around and found some more skeleton jokes. Apologies in advance.]
Why didn't the skeleton eat spicy food?
He didn't have the stomach for it.
Why do skeletons like to drink milk?
Everyone know milk is so good for the bones.
Why didn't the skeleton watch a scary movie?
He didn't have the guts.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a skeleton who uses a door bell instead of knocking?
A dead ringer.
Why do skeletons hate the winter?
Because the cold goes right through them.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow?
A numbskull.
Why don't skeletons like parties?
Because they have no body to dance with.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"