I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears my obituary will just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
Why am I bothering to eat this chocolate? I might as well apply it directly to my thighs.
‘Little’ and ‘often’ on some diet programs doesn't mean a trip to the refrigerator every 15 minutes.
The best reducing exercise is to shake the head violently from side to side when offered a second helping.
It's here in the Health Farm rules: Eating the furniture is thought of as cheating.
I was doing quite well till I got hooked on diet crackers.
There was only one occasion in my life when I put myself on a strict diet, and that was the most miserable afternoon I've ever spent.
Liquid diets - the powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"