09/19/17 Grif.Net - A Dozen Questions for the Family
Robert Griffin
[At least one of these will bring a groan from every age group. Guaranteed.]
Q: Why do mummies make the best spies?
A: They keep everything under wraps
Q: Why should you not view an eclipse through a colander?
A: You might strain your eyes
Q: Why is it so hard to make money by opening a flea circus?
A: You have to start from scratch
Q: How to you get rid of varnish?
A: Remove the “r”
Q: How can you tell if a real cowboy is eating supper at your house?
A: If he’s eating out on the range
Q: What skeleton will walk about the cemetery in a kilt?
A: Boney Prince Charlie
Q: What is the difference between a government bond and a Justin Bieber fan?
A: Bonds mature
Q: What does a frog order at McDonald’s?
A: French flies and a diet Croak
Q: Why are some fish laying at the bottom of lake?
A: They dropped out of school
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef
Q: Why does a room full of married people still look empty?
A: There’s not a single person in it
Q: What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A: Halfway
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"