09/02/20 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
[My wide assortment of friends brings an even wider smile to my face as I read their “news”.]
Chuck S lamented, “I’d like to start dieting soon, but right now I’ve got too much on my plate.”
Bob E wonders, “Did you hear about the coin shortage? Seems America is out of common cents.”
John L warns, “My chiropractor is a crack dealer.”
Susan H warned, “Don’t get in the car with me if you’re gonna scream every time we almost wreck.”
Kirk P apologized, “If I’ve offended you with some of my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly did not think you could read.”
Monica J related, “I just want to update every one of the fact that absolutely nothing new is happening in my life.”
Larry L shared, “If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, don’t try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg.”
Sharon C admitted, “My day goes so much better if I stay off both the TV NEWS and the bathroom SCALE.”
Scott M reminded, “Still time to admit you’re a thespian. Act today.”
Billy G asks, “Asking for a friend: To drive an electric car, does one need a current license?”
Robert M said, “Can you believe a neighbor came by at 3 AM and pounded on my door. 3 AM?!? Lucky for him I was up then practicing my bagpipes.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"