02/04/26 Grif.Net - Going Bananas

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Feb 4, 2026, 9:45:35 AMFeb 4

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[Sorry, but banana jokes are so ap-peel-ing to me]

Why did the banana go out with a prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

What do you call two banana skins?

A pair of slippers.

A friend told me that all apples were yellow.

I was like, “That’s bananas.”

What should you do if you see a blue banana?

Try and cheer it up.

My wife’s been on a banana diet.

She hasn’t lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now.

Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?

Because they peel.

What do you call it when a banana eats another banana?

Canabananalism.

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.

Apparently, they’re long enough already.

Dr Bob Griffin

“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”