02/28/18 Grif.Net - Musings as February Ends
Robert Griffin
I was terribly embarrassed that everyone had to see the "World's Greatest Driver" bumper sticker on my wife’s car when it got pulled out of the snowdrift.
I thought I saw a spider on the floor. Turns out it was a paper clip. Anyway, it's extremely dead now. Everyone relax.
They say when you get to heaven you get your wings. I sure hope mine have ranch dressing, too.
Ran into some friends at the store and they asked how my wife was. I mentioned she had the flu and the guy responded, "Have you tried euthanasia?" His wife yelled, "It’s echinacea, you moron.” They do not seem to be having a very happy new year.
The mechanic has informed me that the shrieking sound I hear in my Subaru whenever I'm out driving thru the snow is my wife.
Lost my balance on the ice a few weeks ago and discovered something great - I am a natural at break-dancing.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"