02/13/08 Grif.Net - What NOT to Get Her for Valentine's Day

[Dr Bob Griffin]

Fair warning guys. TOMORROW is the dreaded V-day. Please do NOT do what
I've done in previous years. I'm warning you. I'm pleading with you . . .

1. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact
you ate all the caramel ones.

2. Any food item with the words "diet", "light", or "high fiber" on the
label.

3. Any video starring Sylvester Stallone or Jim Carrey.

4. Flowers from a hospital's gift shop--or worse, a mortuary's.

5. Any household appliance, power tool or other item from 'that' side of
Sears.

6. A gift certificate.

7. Cash.

8. Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the way
over, even if you didn't.

9. An apologetic look and the words "That was today?"

And the worst idea?

10. A lifetime subscription to the Grif.Net.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
"Jesus knows me, this I love"