06/05/25 Grif.Net - Offbeat Humor at My Place
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[Stored up some sick jokes while I’ve been sick. And yes, my brain is still not right.] 😉
I told my wife that 3,025 years from today, I predict life on earth will either be really good or really bad.
It's 5050.
My family told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.
But so far, I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely.
In college, I spent the summers selling security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
My wife said, "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"
I replied, "The good news."
She smiled and said, "The good news is that the car's airbag worked perfectly."
My wife talked about a wonder food that contains protein, fiber, and healthy fats.
My only reaction was, "That's nuts!"
Lastly, she wanted me to exercise by jogging. I told her that was evil, and I would be better to just stay still.
Of course, she said, “Prove it.”
So as a minister I got out the bible to Proverbs 28:1. "The wicked run though no one chases them, but the righteous simply stand still, bold as a lion."
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
