12/21/06 Grif.Net - Christmas Greetings
Dr Bob Griffin
1. Bleached Yule = White Christmas
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a conflagration = Chestnuts Roasting
on an Open Fire
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors = All I want for
Christmas in my Two Front Teeth
4. Righteous Darkness = O Holy Night
5. Arrival Time:2400 hrs - Weather: Cloudless = It Came Upon the Midnight
Clear
6. Loyal Followers Advance = O Come, All Ye Faithful
7. Far Off in a Feeder = Away in a Manger
8. Array the Corridor = Deck the Halls
9. Bantam Male Percussionist = The Little Drummer Boy
10. Monarchial Triad = We Three Kings
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness = Silent Night
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers = God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
13. Red Man En Route to Borough = Santa Claus is Coming to Town
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence = Let it Snow
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle = Go Tell It on the Mountain
16. The Quadruped with the Vermilion Proboscis = Rudolph the Red-nosed
Reindeer
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant = What Child is This
18. Delight for this Planet = Joy to the World
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings = Hark! The Herald
Angels Sing
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals = 12 Days of Christmas
21. Tintinnabulation of vacillating pendulums in inverted, metallic,
resonant cups = Jingle Bells
22. Perambulating through a Geographic state of fantasy during the season of
nature's dormancy = Walking in a Winter Wonderland
23. Miniscule hamlet southeast of Jerusalem = O Little Town of Bethlehem
24. The Christmas preceding all others = The First Noel
TODAY'S GRIF NET
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who
choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to
practice a religion at all;
plus,
A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of the other cultures whose
contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to age,
race, creed, color, religion, national origin, disability, political
affiliation or sexual orientation.
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
him/herself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional
stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday
spirit.)
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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given