06/30/21 Grif.Net - Aging
Robert Griffin
With half of this year having passed, it’s time for reminders and warnings on dangers of aging. It is my “shout out” to old people (it’s the only way they will hear, anyway)
“I envy people who grow old gracefully. They age to perfection like a fine wine.
Me? I age like a gallon of milk, getting sour and chunky.”
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“I am still swift as a gazelle.
An old one.
With arthritis.
Run over by a Land Rover.
Seven days ago.”
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“The leading cause of injury in old men is thinking that they are still young men.”
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I asked my wife why she married me. She said it was because I’m funny and make her laugh all the time. I told her I thought it was because I was smart, charming and handsome.
She replied, “See, you’re so hilarious.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"