05/22/25 Grif.Net - Best Dad Jokes for May

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[Voted five best dad jokes of the month. Not a high bar to reach.]

"I'm afraid for the May calendar.

I fear its days are numbered."

"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.

That would be a big step forward."

"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris sites."

"If the kng sleeps on a king sized mattress and the queen sleeps on a queen sized mattress, what does the prince sleep on?

An heir mattress."

"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

Dr Bob Griffin

“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”