05/12/26 Grif.Net - Try On Jokes for Sighs

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May 12, 2026, 11:40:24 AM (12 days ago) May 12

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“People often accuse me of stealing other’s jokes and being a plagiarist.
Their words — not mine…”

"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There’s a knob called brightness, but it doesn’t work."

“What do you do with a chemist who is ill?

First, you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.”

“How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish.”

"Knock, knock."

"Who’s there?"

"To."

"To who?"

"No, to whom."

“This sentence contains exactly threee erors.”

A sign at a music shop: "Gone chopin but forgot my Liszt. Bach in a minuet."

Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”