03/12/09 Grif.Net - Financial News
Dr. Bob
1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people, but keeps the building
standing. It's called the stock market.
2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being
called Wal-Mart Street.
3... The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker: the pigeon
can still make a deposit on a BMW.
4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and
an investment banker? A tie!
5. The problem with an investment bank balance sheet is that on the left
side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.
6. I want to warn people from Nigeria - if you get any emails from
Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it.
7. What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of my checks
is returned stamped 'insufficient funds', I won't know whether that refers
to mine or the bank's.
[thanks Jim]
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus knows me, this I love"