07/31/20 Grif.Net - Thoughts on My Kitchen

[Robert Griffin]

** A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and my kitchen is delirious.

 

** No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

 

** A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

 

** My next house will have no kitchen, just vending machines.

 

** Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

 

** A clean kitchen is a sign of a misspent life.

 

** Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

 

** Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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