06/10/24 Grif.Net - Musings of the Mind (part 1)
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[Famous people share thoughts that are humorous, witty, or insightful at which we can smile today. This week we will enjoy their entertaining quotations and find at least one to make our own each day!]
"People think I'm this scary guy, but really I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."
Stephen King
“I’m not offended by blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.”
Dolly Parton
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”
Tom Clancy
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
Albert Einstein
"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him."
Oscar Wilde
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”
Bob Hope
“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting.“
Mark Twain
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
Isaac Asimov
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”
Steven Wright
“I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
Douglas Adams
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
