05/17/13 Grif.Net - Another Jab at Duffers
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Dr Bob Griffin
May 17, 2013, 2:27:21 AM5/17/13
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A distinguished clergyman and his friend were playing golf. It was a very
close match, and at the last hole the clergyman teed up, addressed the ball,
and swung his driver with great force.
The ball, instead of sailing down the fairway, merely rolled off the tee and
settled slowly some twelve feet away.
The clergyman frowned, glared, and bit his lip, but said nothing. His
opponent regarded him for a moment, and then remarked: "Reverend, that is
the most profane silence I have ever witnessed."
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Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
close match, and at the last hole the clergyman teed up, addressed the ball,
and swung his driver with great force.
The ball, instead of sailing down the fairway, merely rolled off the tee and
settled slowly some twelve feet away.
The clergyman frowned, glared, and bit his lip, but said nothing. His
opponent regarded him for a moment, and then remarked: "Reverend, that is
the most profane silence I have ever witnessed."
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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