09/26/13 Grif.Net - MORE Status Updates I've Used
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Dr Bob Griffin
Sep 26, 2013, 2:07:59 AM9/26/13
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"Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and
look how that turned out."
"I said I have a can-do attitude. I never said I had a will-do attitude."
"If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?"
"My wife is going to the beauty shop for a new hair cut today. For the next
few hours I'll be practicing my reaction."
"Once you get past my charm, great looks, super intelligence and my sense of
humor, I think it's my modesty that stands out above most."
"Sleeping with the light on may have caused my weight gain. Maybe because
it's the refrigerator light."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep."
"I don't have a smart phone. I have a phone that shows potential but doesn't
apply itself."
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
look how that turned out."
"I said I have a can-do attitude. I never said I had a will-do attitude."
"If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?"
"My wife is going to the beauty shop for a new hair cut today. For the next
few hours I'll be practicing my reaction."
"Once you get past my charm, great looks, super intelligence and my sense of
humor, I think it's my modesty that stands out above most."
"Sleeping with the light on may have caused my weight gain. Maybe because
it's the refrigerator light."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep."
"I don't have a smart phone. I have a phone that shows potential but doesn't
apply itself."
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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