02/01/23 Grif.Net - Tom Swifty Puns (#14 - February)

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[It’s the 1^st of the Month and that means PUNS.  Our Tom Swifty adverbs are from the letter “O” for February.]

 

"What's a wide-angle lens?" asked Tom obtusely.

 

“My bicycle wheel is damaged,” lamented Tom outspokenly

 

“I prefer trout to salmon,” said Tom officiously.

 

"My glasses are fogged up," said Tom optimistically.

 

"That horse looks like a good bet at 75 to 1," said Tom oddly.

 

"I have too many children," said Mary overbearingly.

 

"I was caught stealing in Iran," said Tom offhandedly.

 

"Maybe the door's ajar," said Tom openly.

 

“Do you buy and sell stolen goods?” asked Tom offensively.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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