04/02/26 Grif.Net - At the Clinic

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I'm a deck of cards!

"Just take a seat, Bob, and I'll deal with you later."



Doctor, Doctor, I think the pills you gave me make me feel smaller!

"Well, Bob, I guess you'll have to be a little patient."



Doctor, Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night!

"Try stretching on the bed as close to the edge as possible. Then move
further and further until you drop off."



Doctor, Doctor, I had a dream I was a garbage can!

"Remember, Bob, we don't want any trash talking in here."



Doctor, Doctor, I swallowed the film from my old camera. What symptoms
should I watch for?'

"Bob, I won't even ask why that was in your mouth, but now all we can do is
wait and see what develops."



Doctor, Doctor, I'm being pulled and pushed from every angle like the big
curtains in the living room!'

"OK, Bob. Just take it slow and pull yourself together."



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Dr. Bob Griffin
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