09/30/21 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
Bill H. admits. "I need my sleep. I aim for about eight hours a day. Then about ten at night."
Ken A shared, “I visited the Drive-Thru Weight Loss Center and they told me my greatest problem was needing to get more exercise.”
Elaine H related, “My husband and I were out burning the ditch and he was stung in the forehead by a bee. He’s in the ER now, face swollen and bruised. Doc said he almost died. Lucky for him that I was close enough to swat that bee off him with my shovel.”
Brian A said, “When one door closes, another one opens. Other than that, it’s a good car.”
Janet G lamented, “My teenaged daughter addressed me as “Birth Person’ this morning. So I answer her with thanks to “Financial Drain.”
Dean S boasted, “After breakfast in the living room watching the morning news, my wife asked me if I could clear the coffee-table. Had to get a running start, but I made it.”
Jessica K wondered, “Walmart must think I want to put up my Christmas tree while eating Thanksgiving turkey wearing my Halloween costume.”
Lisabeth S concluded, “Chocolate is necessary for survival. Dinosaurs didn’t have chocolate and look at what happened to them.”
Sattie D figured, “If Adam and Eve had been Cajuns, they’d have eaten the snake not the apple, and saved us a lot of trouble.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"