08/11/17 Grif.Net - Dow Jones Indicators
Robert Griffin
[All the hoopla of the Stock Market meteoric rise lately had me working hard to adapt this old grif.net humor from 20+ years ago]
Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationery.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Carnival Cruise line stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Lithium batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
And Charmin Tissue touched a new bottom.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"