05/25/20 Grif.Net - Q&A for Kids
Robert Griffin
[I’m a Dad/Grandpa. Sorry, it’s just the way I am.]
Q: If alligator skins make a good pair of boots, what do banana peels make?
A: Good slippers.
Q: If mom sews, dad weaves and sister crochets, what do you have?
A: A close-knit family.
Q: Who would be to blame if California fell into the Pacific Ocean?
A: Everyone knows it is San Andreas Fault.
Q: Who guides all the rabbits racing across the highway?
A: The Hare Traffic Controller.
Q: Who are the patron saints of cruise ship vacations?
A: St. Thomas, St. Croix, and San Juan.
Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
A: Mickey Moose.
Q: How can you buy eggs and be sure they don’t have baby chickens in them?
A: Always buy duck eggs.
Q: Who do bucks and does write to for advice on raising a fawn?
A: Deer Abby.
Q: How do you make a turtle fast?
A: Don’t feed him.
Q: Why do golfers bring an extra pair of pants when play the game?
A: In case they get a hole in one.
Q: Why did the man bring a bag of goose feathers to the furniture store?
A: He wanted to make a down payment.
Q: What musical instrument is usually stored in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"