11/20/25 Grif.Net - Family Thanksgiving
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Heard that a man in Florida, in his 60s, called his son in California last week. The father said this to his son:
"I hate to tell you, but we've got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can't stand each other anymore, and we're getting a divorce. I've had it! I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. I'm telling you now, so you and your sisters won't go into shock later when I move out."
He hung up, and the son immediately called his sisters and told them the news. One of the sisters said, "I'll handle this."
She called Florida and said to her father, "Don't do ANYTHING until we get there! We'll all be there next Wednesday night.
Sighing, the father agreed, "All right."
He hung up the phone and hollered to his wife, "Okay, they're all coming for Thanksgiving.”
She asked, “Now, what are we going to tell them for Christmas?"
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Dr. Bob Griffin
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