02/09/22 Grif.Net - Working Class Humor
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I am always late for work.
But I make up for it by always leaving early.
I hired a handyman and gave him a list of jobs to do, but of the jobs on the list, he only completed numbers 1,3,5 and 7.
Evidently, he only does odd jobs.
I took a hands-on test last week to see if I could become an insect inspector.
I think I will get the job because I boxed all the right ticks.
Working as a lumberjack for the past 3 years I know that I have cut down exactly 10,432 trees.
I know because every time I cut one down, I keep a log.
My boss is mad because he must always come searching for me.
But he knows a good worker is hard to find.
I have decided to quit my job as a personal trainer at the gym because the weights are too heavy.
I am going to hand in my too weak notice.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"