06/14/19 Grif.Net - Phrases We Often Hear in Church

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Robert Griffin

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Jun 14, 2019, 10:59:32 AM6/14/19
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[As a pastor, I am pleased with hearing such phrases all the time.  Ah, often.  Or once in a while.  Well, in my dreams.]

 

> “Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front row.”

 

> “I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes overtime.”

 

> “I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.”

 

> “May I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class?”

 

> “I love it when we sing these old hymns I've never heard before.”

 

> “Since we're all here, let's start the service early.”

 

> “Pastor, we'd like to send you to a Bible seminar held on a cruise ship in the Bahamas.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

 

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