09/30/16 Grif.Net - I May Be Getting Old (part C)
Robert Griffin
[Last questions to see if you’re really getting “old”. BTW, you are.]
1. Have you stopped buying natural foods because you need all the preservatives you can get?
2. Do you find yourself giving good advice instead of setting a bad example?
3. Was the last little gray-haired lady you helped across the street your wife?
4. Do you wake each morning and hear “snap, crackle, pop,” and you’re not eating Rice Krispies?
5. When you give your grandkids a nickel for an ice cream cone, do they look at you funny and seem ungrateful?
6. Are you happy to be below “130” on both your blood pressure reading and eighteen holes at the golf course?
7. Does a dripping faucet cause an uncontrollable bladder urge?
8. Is your favorite feature in the newspaper "50 Years Ago Today"?
9. Did that last visit to the specialist cost you more than you earned in the first four years at work?
10. Do you go to the store not to shop but to use their free blood pressure machine?
Bonus: By the time you finally know your way around do you decide you no longer want to go?
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"