In Wyoming we don’t think our mountains are just funny; they are hill areas.
Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He replied, "Yes, but not in a row."
My friend makes a great living at real estate development. When I asked him what he had to know to be good at it, he simply replied “Lots.”
Is it true that Noah kept his bees in ark hives?
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long."
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
98% of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"