06/26/07 Grif.Net - Odd Lines

[Dr Bob Griffin]

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[Odd assortment of lines I've heard . . . ]

I don't get even, I get odder.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

If it isn't broken, fix it till it is.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.

I joke about drugs a lot, but in reality I take them seriously.

Me a skeptic? I hope you have proof.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

I'll listen to logic and reason when it comes out on CD.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given