07/18/25 Grif.Net - Stock Market Report
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[With news of the soda industry’s return to sugar from high fructose corn syrup, Coca Cola fizzled again.]
Here is the latest Stock Market Report:
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remain unchanged.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Helium was up.
Feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And lithium batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
~~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “
