Dad: It’s June and school’s finally over. How do you like being a fourth grader now?
Son: I don’t think it’s going to be much fun.
Dad: That’s too bad. Fourth Grade was the best three years of my life!
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Dad: Son, you’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate so often.
Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait!
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"