11/12/24 Grif.Net - Status Updates from Friends
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Ken H. shared, “Talked to my cab driver and found he was a fare-minded person.”
Esther G. wondered, “When I was asked what I do with leftover bacon, I admit that thought never occurred to me.”
Wayne I. said, “Of all the inventions of the past 100 years, the dry-erase board has to be the most remarkable.”
Carrie C. told, “Leaving KFC I was accosted by a vegan yelling that every chicken had a family. She’s right. That’s why I bought the whole bucket. Didn’t want to leave any behind.”
Rich T. confessed, “I love to collect old magazines and look through pictures and articles from the past. Yes, I know I have lots of issues.”
Kathy S. moaned, “Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my pantry.”
Wayne M. related, “I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather but mostly because of the running.”
Tina F. lamented, “No wonder I’m tired. I had my socks on the wrong feet all day.”
Dan G. confessed, “I got confused by a yard sign and may have voted for a real estate agent.”
Jan P. said, “My parents spanked me as a child. As a result I now suffer from a psychological condition known as ‘respect for others’.”
John J. reminded, “Say what you will about the South, but nobody moves north to retire.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
