08/31/21 Grif.Net - The Gift of Sarcasm
Robert Griffin
[Admit it. You deal with people all the time that you would LIKE to “give a piece of your mind”. Have some of mine; I have the little-known spiritual gift of sarcasm and happy to share.]
**Sarcastic? Me? Well, a little sardonic perhaps.
**If I’m smiling that alone should scare you.
**I’ve had a wonderful evening but this wasn’t it.
**Zombies eat brains. You’ll be quite safe.
**If it looks like I don’t care, that’s because I really don’t.
**You’re allowed to use your brain you know. It’s not illegal just yet.
**Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
**I feel like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there.
**If you can’t say something nice, at least make it clever and devastating.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"