12/30/25 Grif.Net - New Years Q&A
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Q: What did Dr. Bob say at 11:59 p.m. on New Year’s Eve?
A: “No more lousy jokes until next year, I promise!”
Q: How did my diet plan to lose 20 pounds in 2025 work out?
A: As of today (Dec. 30th) I only have 30 more to go!
Q: Do you know why I love when they drop the ball in Times Square at midnight?
A: It’s a nice reminder of what I did at work all year.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31?
A: His wife wanted him to make a New Year’s toast.
Q: How did an optimist and a pessimist both enjoy New Year’s Eve?
A: The optimist stayed up to see the New Year begin while the pessimist stayed up to make sure the old year left.
Q: What’s the easiest way to keep your New Year’s resolution to read more?
A: Watch TV shows with subtitles on.
Q: What’s a spider’s New Year’s resolution?
A: To spend less time on the web.
Q: What do you call someone who loves going to work after New Year’s parties?
A: Retired.
Q: What is the best New Year’s resolution you’ve made for 2026?
A: To stop procrastinating but I’m going to wait until 2027 to start.
Q: What New Year’s resolution guarantees success?
A: Making a resolution to break your resolution.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
