[Bumper Stickers worth a chuckle. Feel free to comment on your choice of best one today]
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Shopped..
If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
Avoid alliterations always.
Dyslexics are teople poo.
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My mother was a moonshiner, and I love her still.
I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"